Fan Art Fridays: The Kardashians by Mr. Brainwash

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On season 11 episode 8 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Mr. Brainwash got to paint Kris, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie like one of his French girls.

Or all of his French girls?

This is a huge deal right now because the style of this painting takes after Renoir, an impressionist painter that people seem to hate. I don’t get why. Maybe I need to take an art history course or something, because I actually really like what I’ve seen from Renoir.

The Kardashian and Jenner ladies wore gorgeous Victorian clothing for the painting, complete with fancy hats and a beautiful landscape in the backdrop.

I’d so love Mr. Brainwash to paint me in the spring so I can hang it in my room!

Watch the episode on E!

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Best Super Bowl 2015 Commercials

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If you know me well enough, you’ll know that the only reason I watch the Super Bowl is for the commercials. And halftime.

Halftime with Katy Perry, Lenny Kravitz, and Missy Elliot was spectacular. The commercials? Well, they didn’t really live up to my expectations this year.

There were a few, though, that I really enjoyed. Here are my top 5 favorite commercials that aired during Super Bowl XLIX:

1. T-Mobile. This commercial was really hyped up in the days leading to Super Bowl Sunday, and Kim Kardashian definitely delivered.

2. Nationwide. Mindy Kaling. Matt Damon. They had me hook, line and sinker.

3. Esurance. The extended version of this commercial is “kind of like” everything right now. I’m not even a Breaking Bad fan and I loved it!

4. Loctite. Can we have a tutorial for this choreography please?

5. Fiat. Oh. My. Gosh. This was the best of all the Super Bowl 2015 commercials. Freaking brilliant, that little blue pill!

I really hope they play more of these 5 and less of the not so good commercials over the next few weeks.

Kim Kardashian Almost Adopted a Girl In Thailand

 

On Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E!, viewers learn that Kim Kardashian almost adopted a girl named Pink while on a family vacation in Thailand.

However, Pink, 12, lives in an orphanage in Thailand where adoption isn’t an option.

When Kim told mama Kris about her desire to adopt Pink she wasn’t too jazzed about the idea. Kris said,

That’s a little aggressive. I think that you can’t just go to an orphanage and fall in love with a child and then take them home like you’re shopping. You get very passionate about things and then you don’t think the whole thing through. I bet there are other things that you could do that would make all the difference in this little girl’s life.

Since adopting Pink wasn’t an option, Kim had no choice but to find “other things” to help the orphan. She decides to bring a few gifts to the orphanage, not only for Pink but for all the children.

Watch the clip here.

Do you think Nori and Pink would have gotten along if Kim was able to adopt her?

Also, congrats to Kim for making it to day 73 of marriage!

#KimyeWedding: The Details of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Wedding Weekend

Celebrities At The Lakers GameKim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially married!

The two tied the knot yesterday, May 24th, after knowing each other for about 10 years.

Kim and Kanye got engaged in October of 2013. Since then, speculations on how extravagant the wedding would be flew left and right.

Now that the wedding is over, here are all the things you might be wondering about what went down:

1. The wedding took place in Florence, Italy at Forte di Belvedere on Saturday, May 24th.

2. The pre-wedding celebration happened in Paris, France at the Palace of Versailles on Friday, May 23rd. (Horse-carriages and fireworks included).

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3. Lana del Rey sang at the pre-wedding celebration. That may or may not have cost about $2.8 million, according to DailyMail.

4. Wedding guests you may know: (besides Kris, Kourtney, Khloe, Kylie, Kendall, Bruce, and Scott)

– Brandon and Leah Jenner
– John Legend and Chrissy Teigen
– Lana del Rey
– Andrea Bocelli (sang “Con te Partiro” and “Ave Maria” as Kim walked down the aisle)
– Jaden Smith (supposedly made out with Kylie Jenner at the wedding)

– David Blaine
– Serena Williams
– Lala and Carmelo Anthony
– Steve McQueen
– Lorraine Schwartz

5. Beyoncé and Jay Z were not in attendance. Queen Bey sent her congrats via Instagram afterward.

6. Jay Z thinks the wedding was being blown way out of proportion.

7. Rob Kardashian was not in attendance.

8. Kanye was worried that he would bawl his eyes out during the wedding ceremony.

9. The bride wore Givenchy! Custom. Made. Givenchy. Haute. Couture. Gown. (I cannot believe the modesty of her dress of choice!)

10. The wedding cake: (top left corner of photo)

Kris Jenner and Italian Vogue editor Franca Sozzani with the wedding cake in the background

11. In and interview with E! News, Mama Kardashian claimed that she left all the wedding planning to Kim and Kanye.  

12. Remember that wall of flowers Kanye bought Kim for Mother’s Day? Well, they flew that wall all the way to Italy and got married in front of it.

 

And for the love of North West, please stay married for longer that 72 days!

Kim and Kanye Vogue Cover Spoofs

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After Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Vogue cover was released on March 21st, the internet went crazy.

Between comments about how Kimye ruined Vogue and the celebrity spoofs, it seems like everyone and their mother knew about the couple’s coverexcept Kourtney Kardashian.

“I haven’t seen any reaction — I’ve literally been unpacking,” she said on GMA when asked about the internet uproar. “I’m the last to hear anything.”

While Kourtney Kardashian was living under a rock, Seth Rogen, James Franco, Miss Piggy, Kermit the Frog, Al Roker and Willie Geist decided to have a little fun parodying the couple’s Vogue cover.

Seth Rogen and James Franco:

Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog:

Al Roker and Willie Geist:

I don’t know about you, but I think Al Roker and Willie Geist take the cake for this one!

See the couple’s Vogue profile here.

Dissing the Jenners

kendall jenner Recently it seems like Hollywood can’t stop picking on the Jenners!

This past week, Kendall Jenner took to Twitter to let go of some steam, tweeting:

“Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann.”

Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Frances Bean, felt the need to address Kendall’s tweet, stating:

“I’d rather be a scumbag than a f–king idiot. Praise high IQ’s, good taste & awareness about the state of the world.”

Ouch!

But that wasn’t all. That tweet has been deleted from Frances’ Twitter, but a few others remain:

@KendallJenner oh shh. There are kids on earth abandoned & homeless who forcibly drink contaminated water because clean water isn’t accessible.

@KendallJenner oh ya, not to mention, CANCER, famine, poverty, draught, disease, natural disasters, Death. Fuck, Humans are so self involved.

I’d like to thank my parents for providing me with a high IQ & I’d like to thank my grams for encouraging me not to be a self absorbed idiot.

It is true that Kendall Jenner is better off than most 17 year-old girls in this world.

However, I don’t think Frances had the right to lash out on her like that. We all have bad days when we feel like the world is crashing down on us, privileged or not.

And Kendall used that argument to defend herself.

But Frances still wasn’t having it.

She continued the Twitter feud, tweeting:

@KendallJenner everyone’s problems are relative and I in now way meant to demean you’re issues but publicly complaining about how hard your

@KendallJenner life is, is completely self serving. It’s asking for attention. If you are feeling like shit talk to someone who you trust

@KendallJenner as opposed to fishing for sympathy from your followers. I don’t know you nor do I think ur a bad person.

@KendallJenner I believe that venting about ones problems via the Internet is a blatant cry for attention.We all have experienced pain

@KendallJenner i try to deal w/ pain in a manner that pertains to my real life not in a way where strangers throw me a pity party.

@KendallJenner To each their own though man. It’s not my life, live it in whatever manner you want to.

Now, here is where I agree with Frances. Too many people have gotten comfortable using social media as an online diary. Got a bad grade on a test? Post in on Facebook. Stuck in traffic? Complain about it on Twitter. Waiter messed up your order? Take a picture and put it on Instagram.

It may not be that you’re looking for pity, but that’s what it comes off as. People will see your complaints and either respond or ignore them.

What ever happened to talking it out with kith and kin?

I’m sure Kendall has a great support system amongst the Kardashian/Jenner family. She can surely vent to one of them.

No need to post on Twitter and fuel a war with Frances.

Hopefully Frances has calmed down about this, though.

Kendall isn’t the only Jenner getting heat. Her mother, Kris Jenner, is being criticized by Sharon Osbourne for “pimping out her children” to make kris jennermoney and become famous.

What?

I think “pimping” is the wrong word here. She helps her children, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney with their clothing store, Dash, and Rob with his sock collection. Kendall and Kylie are models.

I don’t ever recall her selling them for sex.

Sharon goes on to say that Kris Jenner’s upcoming talk show is “going to bomb harder than Ricki Lake’s one season flop.” She can’t wait for the trainwreck apparently.

Kris fought back saying that Sharon is only clinging to her husband for fame and her show “The Talk” is boring.

I don’t know what’s going with these two but it doesn’t look pretty.

Hopefully these ladies figure things out before words become catfights.

Le Divorce: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

They’re divorced. Finally.

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It only took, what, almost two years, right?

No big deal.

The beautiful ceremony that took place on August 20th, 2011 wasn’t that long ago, I suppose.

Yesterday, April 19th, 2013, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries settled their divorce. And Kris got nothing from it. Poor guy was scammed into a reality TV marriage with no compensation due to the prenup he signed when they got married. Boo hoo.

As Hollyscoop put it, “Somewhere out there Kris Jenner is sitting in a plastic surgeon’s office and already booking the post-divorce tabloid mag “Tell All.””

I don’t doubt that statement for a second!

I worry about things like this. If the celebrities we look up to can’t even get the whole marriage thing right, where’s the hope for the rest of us?!

I’m not saying that all relationships are meant to last forever. I’m not saying that at all, actually. What I am saying is that two people are supposed to realize that they’re not meant to be together as a couple long term before they get married. Not after.

The “72 day marriage” joke will never get old though. I promise you. That joke will haunt her for the rest of her life!

So now Kim is both divorced and with child. Let’s see what happens with Mr. Kanye West in the months to follow.