Ever wonder what it would be like if our favorite celebrities were normal people like us, with profiles on dating sites?
I can’t fathom a celebrity looking for love online, but Buzzfeed could! Check out their version of celebrity profiles here!
Since I loved the idea of this so much, I decided to write some for today’s post.
Behold—I present to you, “Celebrity Dating Profiles: The Whisper Box Edition.”
38 / M / Straight / Single / Los Angeles, California
About me: I have a weird fetish for getting roped up in sticky situations. My dogs are my best friends. I love weddings. Just make sure no one ruins that occasion for me. Please.
I clean up nice.
On a Friday night I am: Drinking a bottle of Jack with my buddies at the bar.
Biggest Achievement: Being the best man at my best friend’s wedding.
Catch phrase: Baby, I’m limitless.
27 / F / Straight / Single / Camberwell, London
You’ll never know what a fool I’ve been.
About me: Lover of tragic romance. My love has concrete feet. Love me or leave me where I stand.
On a Friday night I am: Living on such sweet nothing.
Biggest achievement: Kissing a guy with my fist. He’s fine, don’t worry!
Catch phrase: The kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts.
28 / F/ Curious / Single / Teddington, London
About me: I have the worst luck sometimes, but I make the best if it. I love Jane Austen. Sailing is one of my hobbies. Nothing but Chanel No. 5 is allowed to touch my bare neck.
On a Friday night I am: Spinstering it up with my Jane Austen book collection.
Biggest achievement: Finishing Pride and Prejudice in less than 8 hours. I have a lot of time on my hands.
Catch phrase: Peace, love, and Coco Chanel.
29 / M / Straight / Single / New York, New York
About me: Columbia literature grad. I love medieval culture. I’ll read you Dante’s Inferno or Thomas Aquinas any night.
I have friends, I promise.
On a Friday night I am: Writing poetry in my NYC loft.
Biggest achievement: Writing an allegorical poem at 1am titled “Ottoman.”
Catch phrase: Ride on time.
Any of you a match for these lovely singletons?
Hope you enjoyed my version of celebrity online dating profiles! I had a blast writing it!