Conan and Dave Franco Take Tinder For a Spin

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Not as themselves, of course.

Conan O’Brien decided to channel his inner creep and join the popular dating app, Tinder, with Dave Franco on his show last week.

For the profiles, Conan chose the name Chip Whitley, and Franco chose Ghengis Roundstone.

Both used their real photos for the profile. Not sure how those ladies actually believed that a man named Ghengis Roundstone happened to look exactly like Dave Franco.

Red flags. Red flags everywhere.

I don’t think it’ll take you very long to guess who ended up with a successful match.

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I just love the fact that they both matched up with the same 72 year old woman at first. Conan’s messages to her were beyond stalkerish.

At one point they swapped phones and started swiping left and right for each other before Franco matched up with a girl named Courtney.

My favorite part has to be when Conan asks the guy at Courtney’s house what’s wrong with his looks.

“You’re tall and goofy,” the guy says to Conan.

Burn.

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Oh, and that van was just ridiculous. What even, though?

Watch the hilarious clip and the bloopers below!

Celebrity Dating Profiles

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Ever wonder what it would be like if our favorite celebrities were normal people like us, with profiles on dating sites?

I can’t fathom a celebrity looking for love online, but Buzzfeed could! Check out their version of celebrity profiles here!

Since I loved the idea of this so much, I decided to write some for today’s post.

Behold—I present to you, “Celebrity Dating Profiles: The Whisper Box Edition.”

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Bradley Cooper
38 / M / Straight / Single / Los Angeles, California

About me: I have a weird fetish for getting roped up in sticky situations. My dogs are my best friends. I love weddings. Just make sure no one ruins that occasion for me. Please.

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I clean up nice.

On a Friday night I am: Drinking a bottle of Jack with my buddies at the bar.

Biggest Achievement: Being the best man at my best friend’s wedding.

Catch phrase: Baby, I’m limitless.

 

 

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Florence Welch
27 / F / Straight / Single / Camberwell, London

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You’ll never know what a fool I’ve been.

About me: Lover of tragic romance. My love has concrete feet. Love me or leave me where I stand.

On a Friday night I am: Living on such sweet nothing.

Biggest achievement: Kissing a guy with my fist. He’s fine, don’t worry!

Catch phrase: The kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts.

 

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Keira Knightley
28 / F/ Curious / Single / Teddington, London

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Lips.

About me: I have the worst luck sometimes, but I make the best if it. I love Jane Austen. Sailing is one of my hobbies. Nothing but Chanel No. 5 is allowed to touch my bare neck.

On a Friday night I am: Spinstering it up with my Jane Austen book collection.

Biggest achievement: Finishing Pride and Prejudice in less than 8 hours. I have a lot of time on my hands.

Catch phrase: Peace, love, and Coco Chanel.

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Ezra Koenig
29 / M / Straight / Single / New York, New York

About me: Columbia literature grad. I love medieval culture. I’ll read you Dante’s Inferno or Thomas Aquinas any night.

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I have friends, I promise.

On a Friday night I am: Writing poetry in my NYC loft.

Biggest achievement: Writing an allegorical poem at 1am titled “Ottoman.”

Catch phrase: Ride on time.

 

 

Any of you a match for these lovely singletons?

Hope you enjoyed my version of celebrity online dating profiles! I had a blast writing it!