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Lil’ Kim’s Newborn: New Addition to Crazy Celeb Baby Names

 

Monday morning at 9:58 a.m., Lil’ Kim and rapper Mr. Papers welcomed their first child.

The baby girl was born in New Jersey at Hackensack University Medical Center. She weighs 6 pounds and 5 ounces.

Her name?

Royal Reign.

I’m wondering if it’s going to be Royal Reign Papers or Royal Reign Jones.

The former makes it sound so much more ridiculous.

Celebrity babies are subjected to some crazy names. Here’s a list of Royal Reign’s outrageously named playmates:

Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee

Born: September 28, 2003
Parents: Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf
Name Inspiration: Grandaddy song “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot”

Apple Blythe Alison Martin

Born: May 14, 2004
Parents: Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
Name Inspiration: Gwyneth Paltrow told Oprah in 2004 that “When [they] were first pregnant, her daddy said, ‘If it’s a girl, I think her name should be Apple.’ And it just sounded so sweet, and it just conjures up such a lovely picture […] you know apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome, and it’s biblical.”

Bear Blu Jarecki

Born: May 5, 2011
Parents: Alicia Silverstone & Christopher Jarecki
Name Inspiration: Possibly Man Vs Wild star Bear Grylls

Blue Ivy Carter

Born: January 7, 2012
Parents: Beyoncé & Jay Z
Name Inspiration: Possibly Jay Z’s album The Blueprint and the couple’s fixation with the number 4 (IV in Roman numerals).

North “Nori” West

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#MyFamily #Vogue #OnStandsTODAY!!!!!

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Born: June 15, 2013
Parents: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Name Inspiration: Highest point, North Star

Cricket Pearl Silverstein

Born: July 2, 2013
Parents: Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein
Name Inspiration: Possibly nature.

Rocket Wild Bokan

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Well that's embarrassing. Totally unplanned…

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Born: February 15, 2014
Parents: LIGHTS and Beau Bokan
Name Inspiration: Possibly outer space

And the list goes on. These kids better form some sort of army, because there’s no telling what kind of jokes are coming for them during their elementary school years!

 

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February 16, 2014

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6 Love-ly Things That Occurred in the Celeb World Post-Valentine’s Day 2014

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Valentine’s Day weekend is over. You probably had way too much fun slipping and sliding on the treacherous ice in the Northeast if you happen to live there.

Some amazing news spread left and right over the passed three days. I mean, “jaw-dropping, OMG, AWW” quality kind of events happened in pop culture.

This list was originally “5 Love-ly Things That Occurred in the Celeb World Post-Valentine’s Day 2014” about fifteen minutes ago.

That’s just how amazing.

So here we go:

1. The epic photos of Lauren Silverman and Simon Cowell’s son, Eric Phillip Selig Cowell, born in New York City on February 14th. Now that is a name.

2. Ellen Paige comes out as gay. Alright! Can you star in another movie with Michael Cera ASAP? Can that be arranged, Ellen? I’m having Juno deprivations at the moment.

3. Christina Aguilera is now engaged to Matthew Rutler. This guy definitely knows how to sweep a girl off her feet.

4. Jennifer Lawrence is presenting at the Oscars this year. I’m literally dying for the premiere of the 86th Academy Award Show on Sunday, March 2nd to come already.

5. John Krasinski and Emily Blunt’s daughter Hazel was born today, February 16th. Daddy Krasinski is jazzed about it.

— John Krasinski (@johnkrasinski) February 16, 2014

6. Canadian artist LIGHTS and Blessthefall’s Beau Bokan’s baby girl, Rocket Wild Bokan, has arrived! In honor of this, can we just watch them cover Lana del Rey’s “Video Games”?

This is too much for love cupid Eros to handle. Can we cool it until next year, guys?