Lil’ Kim’s Newborn: New Addition to Crazy Celeb Baby Names

 

Monday morning at 9:58 a.m., Lil’ Kim and rapper Mr. Papers welcomed their first child.

The baby girl was born in New Jersey at Hackensack University Medical Center. She weighs 6 pounds and 5 ounces.

Her name?

Royal Reign.

I’m wondering if it’s going to be Royal Reign Papers or Royal Reign Jones.

The former makes it sound so much more ridiculous.

Celebrity babies are subjected to some crazy names. Here’s a list of Royal Reign’s outrageously named playmates:

Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee

Born: September 28, 2003
Parents: Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf
Name Inspiration: Grandaddy song “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot”

Apple Blythe Alison Martin

Born: May 14, 2004
Parents: Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
Name Inspiration: Gwyneth Paltrow told Oprah in 2004 that “When [they] were first pregnant, her daddy said, ‘If it’s a girl, I think her name should be Apple.’ And it just sounded so sweet, and it just conjures up such a lovely picture […] you know apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome, and it’s biblical.”

Bear Blu Jarecki

Born: May 5, 2011
Parents: Alicia Silverstone & Christopher Jarecki
Name Inspiration: Possibly Man Vs Wild star Bear Grylls

Blue Ivy Carter

Born: January 7, 2012
Parents: Beyoncé & Jay Z
Name Inspiration: Possibly Jay Z’s album The Blueprint and the couple’s fixation with the number 4 (IV in Roman numerals).

North “Nori” West

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#MyFamily #Vogue #OnStandsTODAY!!!!!

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Born: June 15, 2013
Parents: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Name Inspiration: Highest point, North Star

Cricket Pearl Silverstein

Born: July 2, 2013
Parents: Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein
Name Inspiration: Possibly nature.

Rocket Wild Bokan

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Well that's embarrassing. Totally unplanned…

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Born: February 15, 2014
Parents: LIGHTS and Beau Bokan
Name Inspiration: Possibly outer space

And the list goes on. These kids better form some sort of army, because there’s no telling what kind of jokes are coming for them during their elementary school years!

 

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The Royal Baby Might Become a TV Star

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Prince George Alexander Louis was born a mere 18 days ago, and he has already been offered a role in a British soap opera.

What a lucky baby boy.

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John Whiston, the creative director of the show Coronation Street, told The Daily Star that he wanted the royal baby to join the cast, Prince William and Kate included.

“It would be fantastic to get Kate [Middleton], [Prince] William and George there with a pair of tiny baby scissors,” he said.

Georgie just recently got his birth certificate for crying out loud! He hasn’t even been christened yet and they’re already trying to cast him in a television show?

Madness!

Coronation Street is the longest running British soap opera, so I can see how it would be an honor for the cast to work alongside the royal family.

If the family decides to take the role, they will not be the first Duke and Dutchess to appear on the show. The Duke of Bedford, John Ian Robert Russell appeared in Episode 1288 (21st May 1973) and Episode 1289 (23rd May 1973).

So is a television role in the cards for little Prince George?

North West, be jealous.