Lil’ Kim’s Newborn: New Addition to Crazy Celeb Baby Names

 

Monday morning at 9:58 a.m., Lil’ Kim and rapper Mr. Papers welcomed their first child.

The baby girl was born in New Jersey at Hackensack University Medical Center. She weighs 6 pounds and 5 ounces.

Her name?

Royal Reign.

I’m wondering if it’s going to be Royal Reign Papers or Royal Reign Jones.

The former makes it sound so much more ridiculous.

Celebrity babies are subjected to some crazy names. Here’s a list of Royal Reign’s outrageously named playmates:

Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee

Born: September 28, 2003
Parents: Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf
Name Inspiration: Grandaddy song “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot”

Apple Blythe Alison Martin

Born: May 14, 2004
Parents: Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
Name Inspiration: Gwyneth Paltrow told Oprah in 2004 that “When [they] were first pregnant, her daddy said, ‘If it’s a girl, I think her name should be Apple.’ And it just sounded so sweet, and it just conjures up such a lovely picture […] you know apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome, and it’s biblical.”

Bear Blu Jarecki

Born: May 5, 2011
Parents: Alicia Silverstone & Christopher Jarecki
Name Inspiration: Possibly Man Vs Wild star Bear Grylls

Blue Ivy Carter

Born: January 7, 2012
Parents: Beyoncé & Jay Z
Name Inspiration: Possibly Jay Z’s album The Blueprint and the couple’s fixation with the number 4 (IV in Roman numerals).

North “Nori” West

#MyFamily #Vogue #OnStandsTODAY!!!!!

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

Born: June 15, 2013
Parents: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Name Inspiration: Highest point, North Star

Cricket Pearl Silverstein

Born: July 2, 2013
Parents: Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein
Name Inspiration: Possibly nature.

Rocket Wild Bokan

Well that's embarrassing. Totally unplanned…

A post shared by Lights (@lights) on


Born: February 15, 2014
Parents: LIGHTS and Beau Bokan
Name Inspiration: Possibly outer space

And the list goes on. These kids better form some sort of army, because there’s no telling what kind of jokes are coming for them during their elementary school years!

 

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