Miley Cyrus Announces MTV Documentary ‘Miley: The Movement’

It doesn’t look like Miley Cyrus’ name is going to come off of our tongues any time soon.

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Between her crazy music video for “We Can’t Stop,” her VMA performance, and the new “Wrecking Ball” video that people are beginning to consider a mild porno, this girl is getting the attention of literally anyone who’s got enough time on their hands to watch/listen to her insanity.

I will admit that the “Wrecking Ball” music video was a very well thought out artistic interpretation of vulnerability. The song is quite amazing itself as well.

With the release of her new album Bangerz, coming out on October 8th, I honestly cannot wait to hear the criticism.

Because, I mean, look what just two songs has gotten her…

You have to understand that since she took a break from music for a bit, she has to make a big comeback so that she’ll still appear relevant.

“Big comeback” is an understatement at this point though, Miley.

A few days before Bangerz is released, MTV will air a documentary titled “Miley: The Movement” at 10pm ET/PT.

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Well, now we all know what most of us will be tuning into on the evening of Wednesday, October 2nd!

“There’s going to be a lot of ups and downs, and it’s going to be completely insane. You’ve gotta be a part of the movement with me,” Miley says in the promo for the documentary.

Maybe we’ll finally find out where all the madness that is now Miley Cyrus is coming from.

I wonder if we’ll see any of Liam in the documentary…

Watch the promo here.

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Lady Gaga’s Family’s Restaurant Infested with Vermin

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Lady Gaga does a good job of keeping her personal life out of the tabloids.

She literally disappeared after her hip injury. The only reason fans are sure she’s okay is because she has told us all that her new single “Applause” and new album ARTPOP will be coming soon.

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Otherwise, we don’t know what that crazy lady is up to.

But her family may have ruined the private life she managed to hide from us all.

Joanne Trattoria, the Germanotta family restaurant, is rumored to be infested with mice.

According to Starcrush, Joanne Trattoria, named after Lady Gaga’s aunt, a painter who died of lupus at 19, “received an ‘A’ rating—then was promptly infested with mice the very same day (July 31).”

Yikes!

Witnesses dining at the Italian restaurant in NYC told RadarOnline that there were mice crawling all over eating bits and pieces of bread from the floor.

Gross.

The Germanotta’s opened the restaurant back in February 2012, and have been battling the critics ever since.

And this mouse infestation doesn’t help.

One critic stated that Joanne Trattoria served “calamari like leather” and it was like eating “airplane food.”

That’s really harsh.

The restaurant’s grade went down to a B in June, and Mr. Germanotta was not happy about it.

He blamed the bad grade on having “one bad potato” in a storage bin of dozens of veggies.

On July 31st the restaurant got it’s A grade back, and Lady Gaga’s dad gloated about it all over twitter, stating:

“Were got it back. Never give up!”

“Got its A grade back. funny how @nypost doesn’t cover that. Where’s Mr Potatohead now?”

But he didn’t do his victory dance alone. The NYC mice joined in as well, ruining the reputation of the restaurant all over again.

Better set some traps, Mr. Germanotta, because your daughter can’t afford to have this kind of publicity while her new album is getting ready for release.