Forgive me, I’m still recovering from having watched this shenanigans.

TMZ released the footage from Justin Bieber’s deposition today.

The deposition was held in Miami last week to discuss the lawsuit his bodyguard faces for allegedly beating up a paparazzi.

The footage is actually over four hours long, so TMZ cut it down to its best bits.

And my God, this kid needs to chill! He goes from mumbling his answers to repeatedly claiming “I don’t recall”to storming out of the room with his lawyer over a question about Selena Gomez.

JEEZ.

I will admit, despite the excessive amounts of rudeness in the deposition footage, it’s quite hilarious.

Between all of his arrogant responses, Bieber finds time to fix his collar, take short naps, and even WINK at the camera.

The best ROTFL moment for me is the portion where the paparazzi’s lawyer, Mark DiCowden, asks Bieber to take a look at the “film” evidence on the TV screen behind him. He proceeds to get worked up about the fact that he used the word “film” to describe what is being shown on the screen.

Absolutely ridiculous!

Of course, the deposition wouldn’t be complete without a dumb-Bieber moment, as he responds, “I think I was detrimental to my own career,” to a question about Usher having discovered him.

At least he’ll admit that much of the truth.